Unsatisfactory Software misc
Software Magazines Misc About
DATA "Con BT, or some poor DJ at Radio One (preferably both), to help start a massive appeal to gain loads of money, which will then be pocketed by you, and all the work will be done for free anyway."
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Fin:
PRINT "SCORE: ";SCORE;"COMEDY SCORE: ";COMEDY
INPUT A
GOTO 1