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Celebrity's Choice

Erm, we haven't actually found a celebrity who's willing to waste their time talking obvious lies about barcodes. So, for this month only, I'm going to give my opinion on barcodes.

I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM ALL! WHY AM I WRITING A MAGAZINE ABOUT BARCODES WHEN I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEM? IT CAN'T BE FOR THE MONEY, BECUASE I'M NOT EARNING ANY! AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! TAKE THEM AWAY! I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER BARCODE, EVER!

Well, I suppose they are quite useful, aren't they?