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Colin Culk's Questionnaire - are woman MAD?
By Chris Young and Phillip Lake, from a questionnaire in PC Zone
465 BYTES


Colin Culk had a questionnaire in a recent issue of PCZ to find out whether woman were mad. This is our fully automated electronic version.

Controls: 1/EXE - Yes
2/EXE - No

Start of listing proper

"COLIN CULK'S QUESTIONNAIRE1=YES, 2=NO ARE THESE MAD"
"WOMAN"? -> Z
"YOUR MISSUS"? -> Y
"YOUR SISTER"? -> X
"IF YOU HAD A SISTER WOULD SHE BE MAD"? -> W
"YOUR MUM"? -> V
"WOMAN WATCH TV:"
"1.THEY'RE MAD"
"2.THEY ENJOY COMEDIES"? -> U
"TO THE DOCTOR"
"1.MAKE BRAINSLESS MAD"
"2.TO HAVE BABIES"? -> T
"IN THE BATHROOM:"
"1.WASH BRAIN MAKE LESS MAD2.TO DO HAIR"? -> S
0 -> R
Z=1 => Isz R
Y=1 => Isz R
X=1 => Isz R
W=1 => Isz R
V=1 => Isz R
U=1 => Isz R
T=1 => Isz R
S=1 => Isz R
R >= 5 => "THEY ARE MAD" NOTE: >= IS THE "MORE THAN OR EQUAL TO" SIGN
R<5 => "HMM... MAYBE NOT AS MAD ASYOU THINK"