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The Terrace (with Mike Reid)
By Chris Young 1996

Time for a review of this piece of quality TV entertainment...

The Terrace is a cheapskate DIY programme, where Mike Reid walks around a building site with a cup of tea (and almost spilling it), whilst introducing Roger and Simon doing some DIY. In other words, he doesn't actually do an ounce of DIY himself - instead, he gets the builders to make some crap jokes, then makes a sarcastic comment about how funny the joke was ("Heh, heh. Heh, heh. That was hysterical.").

In this game you take the role of Mike Reid, and attempt to walk across a building site without spilling any of your cup of tea.

Controls: EXE

The listing (155+15 bytes)

Bank 0
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"THE TERRACE HIT EXE TO WALK"/
Prog 1
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Prog 1
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Prog 1
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Int (Ran#×3)=1 => Goto 2
Prog 1
" ;"/
Prog 1
" ;"/
"YOU DID IT"
Goto 1
Lbl 2
"YOU SPILT THETEA"
Lbl 1

Bank 1
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