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It's time to be Whittled! And here's the man to Whittle you down... Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmm Viiiine

"Welcome to Whittle, with me, your host, Tim Vine"

Actually, contrary to popular belief (ie. the lies we made up and spread through the YS App, which is so phonomenally popular that it started everyone doing Tim Vine impressions (by saying "It's me, your host, Tim Vine") and making their own Channel 5 Tim Vine-style quiz shows, with help from the Tim Vine DIY Quiz Show Page. And phoning up Future Publishing asking for back issues of YS.

NOTE: In the Amiga version, you use the keys r g y c to correspond to the fastext red, green, yellow and cyan links.

The Listing (tm)

Int (Ran#×4)+1 -> Z
"ARE YOU READYTO BE"
"WHITTLED?"/
"WHITTLE AWAY!"/
"YOU COULD WIN250 QUID OR 500!"
Z=1 => "CANCEL THE MORTGAGE!"/
Z=2 => "DID YOU HOLD UP A BANK?"/
Z=3 => "THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!"/
Z=4 => "CASH MOUNTAIN"/
"Q1 WHO HELPEDMR WEBBER TO WRITE HIS"
"MUSICALS?"/
"START THE"
"CLOCK!"/
"1. TIM VINE 2. TIM RICE 3. ANNEKA RICE"
"4. ELVIS"
? -> Z
Z=2 => "THAT'S RIGHT! BUT..."/
Z <> 1 => "WHERE'S JOHN?YOU THOGHT ITWAS TIM VINE!"/
"DO YOU KNOW WHO TIM VINE IS? IT'S ME!"